Tony Patti - Web pioneer since 1993

Tony Patti, AKA Professor Lobotomy, AKA Hermes Trismegistus, of Jambox fame and repute, friend of Wax Theatricks and Art Director trained at Metro the Tabloid, owner of the first punk club in St. Louis, Club OP-P, or the change club, co-inventor, with Slash Brannon, of the genre Change Music, founding member of the infamous Oui-Oui Twins, bandmate and friend of the late, great Chuck DeClue in the Obvious, proud junior member of the Norty Cohen-led coterie of crazed creatives at Eisenkramer and Associates, music video pioneer with Surf's Up, Gang!,avante-garde co- auteur of Dog's Dream and director of many other television commercials, feature film dreamer with Ad Bum Bill Morris, world traveler and bon vivant trained in the european capitals in the divine art of postmodern bullshit mixed with that god-given grace that to date has never yet to fail me. My last job was at Maring, Kanefield and Weissman creating worldwide wonders such as the web page that you see before you. Read my résumé if you want to hire a web designer with a high level of skills devoted to work flow, usability, and making all the components of information that flow through a successful business work together with the due respect needed for each and every publication design.

Glyphs
Feel like seeing some interactive art fun? No pesky words to get in the way!

Sites I read every day
Macintouch
Salon

Sites I read once a week
The Onion
I, Cringley

My Favorites of all time
Favorite books I've added a few links to Amazon from some of my favorite books in the vain hope that someone out there will by a book based on my recommendation and earn me some money!
Favorite movies

Lyrics
Some have wondered, as have I, as to whether the lyrics of my many songs "stand alone." Find out if:

Friends
Pray For Rain
Dominic Shaeffer

NoNoise
For those who love noise and it's ilk, check out this newsgroup.

Read some great English Prose

My Artwork
The meager fruits of my Herculean Labors displayed for your delectation and approval. Thrill to samples of my print ads, my TV ads, my brochures, posters, logos, illustrations, and more. Or browse through the entire history of my fascinating career year by year to chart my growth as an artist.

My Family Snaps
Admit it! You're nosy! You like looking at baby butts! Go on, you sweaty-palmed internet pervert! Click the link! Also, look at my Dad's winter home in Florida!

My Baby Girl Tess
Here she is! See her in all her new born glory, and see the proud parents, too.

Travel
In my professional opinion as a professional Art Director who holds photography in the most intense critical scrutiny on a daily basis, these photographs (by Marnie and I) are amongst the highest quality works available for viewing on the entire internet.

New Wave Nostalgia
The defining moments of my life were wasted drunk off my ass on stage in the early 1980s. Scattered remnants from my scrapbook.

The Paycheck Party
The political party that can change the world as we know it.

Me in the eighth grade, courtesy of classmate Debra Dickerson!