I'll come if you call

Do you still love me? Do you still need me?
Will you untie me? After you beat me?
And if it's late and you're next to the phone
And you don't want to be all on your own
You can call me up for chump change.

If you would invite me It would delight me
But you neglect me! Only to spite me!
And I just love to be punished by you
For all the sweet little things that I do
And in return I'm sullen and mean.

I'm such a good boy. I'm such a steady.
Whenever you want me, I'm always ready.
And if it's getting harder and harder to do
'cause we're all tired and dried out and blue
You can send me out for a coke.
 

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