Jailbait (Pubic Rites)

Jailbait engaging in pubic rites

You'll never be fifteen again
A squeaky clean bopper teen
On the right side of thirty.

I know a nice place we can go
The Chase hotel the view is swell
And for a five spot the bellboy won't tell.

Civilised society is sadly lacking in pubic rites
Even down in New Guinea teens receive their pubics rites
We got asphalt and color TV but we don't have our piubic rites
Warps our developing sexuality not receiving our pubic rites.
Just give us a gaudy ceremony and plenty of jams
It's our pubic right!

Fifteen'll get you twenty
The parents wail
You go to jail
and you didn't even get any tail. 

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